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    Meet The Finches:

    The head finch. The godfather of the finch Mafia. Wallace founded the finches with a simple dream: to mock people for inane beliefs they tried to pass off as science. Wallace was originally the only finch. He has the heaviest workload being the sole animator and editor of The Darwin Finches. 

    Lyell, the angry finch. Normally gentle, calm, and compassionate, Lyell flies into indignant rage when he encounters the wholesale stupidity of the human race. Witnessing firsthand the declination of education systems, suppression of logic, and willingness of people to accept things at face value has made Lyell jaded. He also helps write the finches and maintains this website.

     

    Huxley. A very talented finch with delivery as deadly as 8 knife wielding scorpions infused with cobra DNA. He helps to bring the funny and bring it he does. Also he helps to write and provides a lot of technical assistance in making the cartoons. He once attacked an ice cream van totally unprovoked.